This is what happens when I try to be nice. I’ve been away for a few days on an assignment as an “artist’s model” for one of Floyd’s friends. He said he needed an intelligent, handsome squirrel to pose for him. But I don’t think he captured my likeness at all. Artist: Tyler Edlin
The Global Warming 15
SqOMG! I think I’ve put on the Global Warming 15! Does this fur make me look fat? What about from behind? You know what the problem is, don’t you? Too much Skippy. Time to scamper up a few trees, then drown my sorrows in a glass of diet Frangelico. *SOB* Photo: The Drill Press
What are you doing here?
Pardon me! You’ve caught me in a state of dishevelment. Please return when I’m ready to receive visitors.